Ex-girlfriend copied into email exchange about her: full conversation.
Here is the email exchange between two friends about an ex-girlfriend which went catastrophically wrong when she was copied into the discussion.
Harry Fildes and Sebastian Marsh were sacked and suspended from their jobs, and they deserved to be.
What is disheartening, though, is the misery their lustful stupidity caused for their own families as well as the girl and her family…
And the morons at this forum really lulzed it up.
Let's mangle.
Minor edits for language.
🆔From: S🤤ebastian.Marsh
Sent: 23 March 2011 10:17
To: 😏Harry Fildes
Subject: 🤤aFooty this weekend
🤤Morning, I have tried Lewis but he seems to be out of the office…do you have any idea what time our game might be on the weekend? If it is a late kick off I might have a bit of a problem… Hope all else is well. Bumped into your ex girlfriend / housemate the other weekend…she is a looker to say the least!! Seb Sebastian Marsh
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Scowl* You're a tactless shallow drip.
🆔From: 😏Harry Fildes
Sent: 23 March 2011 10:18
To: 🤤Sebastian Marsh
Subject: RE: 🤤Footy this weekend 😏Saunds and Sam are working on it. Small chance that there might not be a game.
Who did you bump into? Jenni Palmer?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: You mean you had so many live-in girlfriends that you seriously had to ask this?
🆔From: 🤤Sebastian.Marsh
Sent: 23 March 2011 10:23
To: 😏Harry Fildes
Subject: RE: 🤤Footy this weekend
🤤Oh ok...well that might determine what I do on Friday night then!
Yeah I met her in the Hurlingham pub...she was with Sam and another girl. Had a brief chat to her and later made an enquiry about her to Sam (obviously as she is hot), he said she was your ex and that you wouldn't care in the least if I had a go but warned me she comes with a bit of a health warning!!? How accurate would you say that is!?
Just to let you know I haven't and I won't even think about it if you have any sort of problem with me persuing...not my style to step on a mates toes for the sake of a girl!
Just thought I would check with you...
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Eww! Dude, you've already thought about it and your loser friend is just as bad! This girl's not some sort of game piece or vehicle you're taking for a test drive! *Scowl* So, you're worried about stepping on Harry's toes, how sensitive. What about stepping on Jenni's toes? Maybe she wants nothing to do with you. Ever considered that?
🆔From: 😏Harry Fildes
Sent: 23 March 2011 10:28
To: 🤤Sebastian Marsh
Subject: RE: 🤤Footy this weekend Will keep you posted on footie front.
😏Yeah, very accurate. Wouldn’t care in the slightest. To be honest she is flareing tt, I don’t dislike many people but she is one. She massively messed me around, she also messed few of my mates from uni around, so I should have known better! Feel free to pursue, yes, she is HOT!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: If all you and your mates care about is "hot" then you actually deserve to get your lives messed up. You need something to help you get your heads on straight so you stop being such shallow hormonal jerks.
🆔From: 🤤Sebastian.Marsh
Sent: 23 March 2011 10:31
To: 😏Harry Fildes
Subject: RE: 🤤Footy this weekend
🤤Oh she sounds brilliant...just the sort of thing I am looking for in the summer months. My defenses are up and I am up for the challenge....
Have you got an email address!? I won't tell her you gave it to me!!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Add devious and nefarious user to your list of unimpressive personality traits… You bozos actually deserve to get busted.
🆔From: 😏Harry Fildes
Sent: 23 March 2011 10:33
To: 🤤Sebastian Marsh
Cc: 🤷Jenni Palmer
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Uh-oh, wow, genius!
Subject: RE: 🤤Footy this weekend
😏Feel free by all means just don’t say I gave you her email!
Jennipalmer@removed.com
Good Luck – you’ll need it!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: In your over-zealous drive to fix Jenni up with your loser friend Sebastian, you just Cc-ed your ex. Best thing you've ever done!
🆔From: 😏Harry Fildes
Sent: 23 March 2011 10:33
To: 🤤Sebastian Marsh
Subject: FW: 🤤Footy this weekend
😏flare – I ccD her in!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: No kidding, doofus, and you vocabulary-challenged schlubs really do need to cut out the f-bombs.
🆔From: 🤤Sebastian.Marsh
Sent: 23 March 2011 10:35
To: 😏Harry Fildes
Subject: RE: 🤤Footy this weekend
🤤Oh my ❗️❗️❗️!!!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Cut the blaspheming!
🤤Sebastian Marsh: You muppet...no point now!!
You are going to be in serious trouble me thinks!!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Trouble you both richly deserve.
🆔From: 😏Harry Fildes
Sent: 23 March 2011 10:36
To: 🤤Sebastian Marsh
Subject: RE: 🤤Footy this weekend
😏Massive muppet. Sorry mate
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Glare* You blundering blockhead! The one you need to apologize to is Jenni.
😏Harry Fildes: I am in so much crap its un real!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Awwww, poor, poor baby! *Sneer*
😏Harry Fildes:Can you recall emails?!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: No you can't unless you're using Gmail webmail and even then, that "don't send" gives you about a minute to reconsider, and that's it. Once it's sent, it's sent. Too bad for you, loser.
🆔From: 🤤Sebastian.Marsh
Sent: 23 March 2011 10:40
To: 😏Harry Fildes
Subject: RE: 🤤Footy this weekend
🤤Haha I don't think so mate! I am getting some funny looks as I can't control my laughter! It is done now, nothing you can do but wait for the phone call...are you still living with her!?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Eww! You two prats don't even have the decency to be sure this girl is not only interested in this idea, but that she's not still living with somebody? Ugh! You're disgusting!
🤤Sebastian.Marsh: Can you keep me posted on how this pans out as it is going to make a great story in the pub when it is over!!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: If you know it's over before it's even started, why don't you two screw-ups just admit you bungled badly and slink back under your rocks where you belong?
🤤Sebastian.Marsh: p.s. Might still have a crack...nothing to lose!!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Rolling eyes* Gah, what a creep!
🆔From: 😏Harry Fildes
Sent: 23 March 2011 10:44
To: 🤤Sebastian Marsh
Subject: RE: 🤤Footy this weekend
😏Yeah, I still live with her and that’s why I’m in so so so much trouble, we didn’t get on before so this will be the final nail in the coffin. Flare!!!!!!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Disgusting!
😏Harry Fildes: I sent her a follow up email saying I don’t really think she is a tt –
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I don't even know what the heck that is.
😏Harry Fildes: just trying to put you off her! Not very convincing. Cr@p cr@p sh
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: It's interesting watching your brain die in a meltdown that is your stupid fault to begin with.
😏Harry Fildes: You might as well have a crack – certainly nothing to lose! fLARE!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Facepalm* Shut it!
🆔From: 🤤Sebastian Marsh
Sent: 23 March 2011 14:18
To: ****************************************************
Subject: FW: 🤤Footy this weekend
🤤If you have 2 mins to spare read from the bottom ... Quite a few people have already really enjoyed this!
p.s Excuse the language!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: You're not excused, you're not enjoyable, and you are dismissed with disgust. You got sacked and you deserved it.
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